Grown men cry of the platza here. Some sexual assault case in the past. I had a massage and no creepy vibes in the times I’ve been, though. Tony runs it. Restaurant, too! It feels very easy to spend a ton of time here, taking tea and salty Russian food on breaks, heating up your core and cold showering your skin, getting sauna brain and feeling fine. Hella hot & very cold dunk tank. Lawn furniture rest room painted as if you’re in a Russian log cabin. Next to a gun store and a chocolate shop. Seems to have INSANE New Years Eve parties. This inaugurated me into my love of hot hot body heat. Save the cold dunk for last or do it intermittently, but don’t plan to do anything that requires you to be vertically oriented afterwards. Recommend! —Carrie