Tub and Tan is sleazy as fuck. The owner always makes comments at me and calls me woman and I’m glad I never spent money there. It’s a private hot tub thing. It’s $30 a person for 2 hours. Or you can make it rain. It looks really nice there but I find it grimy. The music is top 40, there’s a TV that’s there. It’s a generic Portland guidos type of spa. I went here once on a date and I never talked to that person again.
—Spa Thought Partner May